What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Why did the fish blush?

Why don’t oysters share their pearls?

What’s black and white and goes around and around?

Why was the horse so happy?

Why do cows wear bells?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

How does a penguin build its house?

What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

What animal has more lives than a cat?